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| Q. Why did the elephant
get flat feet? A. From jumping out of cherry trees! | Q.
Why did the elephant paint his tonails red? A. So he could hide in the cherry tree! | Q.
How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? A. There are footprints in the jello! |
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How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed? A. Because your nose is touching the ceiling! | Q.
What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A. Optimistic! | Q. What
lies on the ground a hundred feet up in the air? A. A dead centipede! |
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What is a twip? A. A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides on a twain! | Q.
Why won't leopards play hide and seek? A. Because they are always "spotted"! | Q.
Do you know why the word smiles is such a big word? A. Because it has a "mile" between 2 s's! |
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Why wouldn't the shark eat the clown? A. Because she tasted funny! | Q.
Why do pickles laugh when you touch them? A. Because they are pickle-ish! | Q.
Why does an elephant never forget? A. Because he has a piece of string tied around his finger! |
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What did one chick say to the other? A. "Last one out is a rotten egg!" | Q.
What goes "peck peck ouch, peck peck ouch"? A. A woodpecker with chapped lips! | Q.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a magician? |
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What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a kangaroo? A. A pocket full of rye! | A.
How can you tell if a lobster is fresh? A. If he tries to kiss you! | Q.
Why don't elephants dance? A. No one ever asks them! |
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