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Holly
Pocket's Ha-Ha's
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| Q. Why did the elephant
get flat feet? A. From jumping out of cherry trees! |
Q. Why did the elephant
paint his tonails red? A. So he could hide in the cherry tree! |
Q. How do you know
if an elephant has been in your fridge? A. There are footprints in the jello! |
| Q. How do you know
if there is an elephant under your bed? A. Because your nose is touching the ceiling! |
Q. What do you call
two elephants on a bicycle? A. Optimistic! |
Q. What lies on the
ground a hundred feet up in the air? A. A dead centipede! |
| Q. What is a twip? A. A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides on a twain! |
Q. Why won't leopards
play hide and seek? A. Because they are always "spotted"! |
Q. Do you know why
the word smiles is such a big word? A. Because it has a "mile" between 2 s's! |
| Q. Why wouldn't the
shark eat the clown? A. Because she tasted funny! |
Q. Why do pickles laugh
when you touch them? A. Because they are pickle-ish! |
Q. Why does an elephant
never forget? A. Because he has a piece of string tied around his finger! |
| Q. What did one chick
say to the other? A. "Last one out is a rotten egg!" |
Q. What goes "peck
peck ouch, peck peck ouch"? A. A woodpecker with chapped lips! |
Q. What do you get if you cross a pig with
a magician? |
| Q. What do you get
if you cross a loaf of bread with a kangaroo? A. A pocket full of rye! |
A. How can you tell
if a lobster is fresh? A. If he tries to kiss you! |
Q. Why don't elephants
dance? A. No one ever asks them! |
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