Custom Clown Costumes
by Holly Pockets
Let Holly Pockets make
the perfect costume for you!
Whether you're a clown or just want to be, let Holly make the costume you've always wanted. Her mommy, Hand Bags, taught her to sew, and she's been making all the family apparel for years. Talk to her now.
Q. How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A. Because your nose is touching the ceiling!
Q. What did one chick say to the other?
A. Last one out is a rotten egg!
Visit Derby at his site. Costume by Holly Pockets
Q. What goes "peck peck ouch, peck peck ouch"?
A. A woodpecker with chapped lips!

Q. What do you get if you cross a pig with a magician?
A. A dirty trick!

Q. How can you tell if a lobster is fresh!
A. If he tries to kiss you!
Write or phone Holly Pockets
394 Pleasantview Drive
Indianapolis, IN 46142
(317) 885-6580

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Copyright 1999