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Howdy do...
I'm Holly Pockets,
the clown.
Let me tell you a little about myself.
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was born in Pocatilico, W.V. That's where my daddy, Deep Pockets, met my
mommy, Hand Bags, and it was love at first sight. |
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Q. How
did the elephant get flat feet?
A. From jumping out of cherry trees!
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Q. Why
did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A. So he could hide in the cherry tree!
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Q. What is a twip?
A. A twip is what a wabbit takes when he
wides on a twain! |
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sister, Hipp, was first born. She's really cool - the lead singer
in the band "Lint". |
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Next came my
brother, Empty. He and his wife, Holey, still live at home with
mom and dad.
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recently my granny, Saddle Bags, came to live with them, too. She
likes to argue with my Uncle Pic. He's my daddy's brother and always
seems to be in trouble. If something goes missing the first one to
look for is Mr. Pic Pockets! |
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the baby of the family. I have two little girls, Noodle and Bubbles,
and a little toy poodle, Loose Change. |
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daddy made his fortune in Popeil Pocket Fishermen and the wonderful
invention of cargo pants. |
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I have been in the
magical world of clowning for many fun-filled years. I
enjoy face-painting, amazing the little ones with clown magic, storytelling,
singing - I'm especially good at the Hokey Pokey - and creating really
neat balloon figures.
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If you happen
to be in or around the Indianapolis area, be sure to look me up
for your next campany picnic or children's birthday party.
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Write
or phone Holly Pockets
394 Pleasantview Drive
Indianapolis, IN 46142
(317) 885-6580 |
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If you cannot read the jokes on these pages, please go
here.
Created by The Mug Joint, Inc. Graphics
by Brooke
Copyright 1999
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